Alex Theoharides (@Minne_Pop) provides a meditation on the Replacements song "Here Comes a Regular" and life in Minnesota.
1.
There are people who believe that where we live defines who
we are—even more so than what we do, or whatever it is we think about after we
close our eyes but before we fall asleep. In my heart, I know I am just such a
person.
2.
The Replacements grew up around the lakes in south
Minneapolis. Their song, “Here Comes a Regular,” takes place in the C.C. Club,
a dive bar on the corner of Lyndale and 26th Street.
In the song, a man heads to the C.C. Club to satisfy “a mean
thirst after a hard day of nothin’ much at all.” When he enters the bar, the
waitresses and bartenders and loudmouths all call him by name. “Here comes a
regular,” they shout, loud and clear. “Here comes a regular.”
As he sits down at the bar, the man raises his glass to an
old “drinkin’ buddy that’s bound to another town.” Then he watches the crowd
swirling around him, searching for another regular. “Everyone,” he realizes,
“wants to be special here.” For several moments, he savors this thought. Then
he resumes his examination of the crowd. “Am I the only one here today?” he
asks. The implication, his fear, is that everyone he knows, all the other
regulars, have left him behind. While they have moved on, the changes in his
life have been small and insignificant. He “used to live at home,” now he stays
“at the house.” Summer is ending, but “it’s too late to cut the grass.” Once he
loved coming here, now he feels ashamed.
Desperately, the man begins to scan the crowd for another
regular. Finally, he recognizes old Sad Eyes. “Here comes a regular,” he
shouts, loud and clear. “Here comes a regular.”
Old Sad Eyes takes a stool, kneeling beside the man at the
bar. “Opportunity,” he tells the man, “knocks once then the door slams shut.”
Gentle piano notes begin to ripple in the background. The
lights dim. The man finishes his whiskey. For a moment, he doesn’t know what to
do. Then he turns to old Sad Eyes. “All I know,” he says, “is I’m sick of
everything my money can buy.”
Neither man says anything for a moment. Then they both reach
the same conclusion. “The fool who wastes his life, God rest his guts.”
3.
I live in Linden Hills, a quiet hinterland tucked into the
southwestern fold of Minneapolis. It’s nearly impossible to get here unless you
know where you’re going. There’s always a lake or a creek or a street festival
blocking the way. My neighbors are robust, good-natured folk, who seem content
to live like I do, hidden within a small town, buried beneath a city, enveloped
by the looming shadows of New York, Los Angeles and Chicago.
Many of my neighbors are much wealthier than I will ever be;
others, live like I do, which is to say, well above their means. They take
restorative yoga classes. Meditate about the poor children in Darfur. Drink
mammoth-sized cups of Fair Trade coffee. Advocate for high speed rails, farmers
markets and universal health care. Attend poetry jams at the public library.
Shop at any one of the dozen or so small, independently owned, shops in town.
Pray to the God of the Week, be it Jesus Christ, Buddha, El, Mother Earth, Lord
Krishna, Allah, Moses, John the Baptist, Zeus, Goddess Saraswati, Athena or
Sister West Wind.
And in the early summer, they take to Lake Harriet in
droves, brushing away the mosquitoes and the no-see-ums as they wander in a
seemingly endless circle around the lake.
4.
The bouncer doesn’t nod at me as I slip past him into the
C.C. Club. Apparently, he isn’t impressed by my Buddy Holly glasses,
hipster-beard or retro-Timberwolves T-shirt. Then again, I look like almost
everyone else at the bar: I look like I’m trying too hard.
The C.C. Club is surprisingly empty for a Thursday night. A
few regulars sit at the bar, drinking whiskey, but for the most part, the
patrons appear to be young and overly enthused to be here. After putting my
coat down on an empty booth, I stand by the bar, waiting to order a drink.
“This is a cool place,” the man standing next to me says.
I shrug.
“I’m here at a robotics conference,” he adds. “It’s huge; I
mean thousands of people. I’m representing Columbia.”
“The country?”
“No, Columbia University.”
I turn to look at the man. He’s short, and has long
sideburns and spiky hair; he looks like he belongs at a robotics conference.
“I kind of expected that other people from the conference
would be here,” he says. “This place got the best reviews on Yelp.”
I nod, even though I’m not sure what the hell he’s talking
about.
“Minneapolis sure seems like a nice city,” he continues.
“The people all seem really nice.”
Again, I nod. The bartender appears to be ignoring me. For a
moment, I consider whether or not I actually need a drink. Unfortunately, I do.
I turn to look at the man again.
“Yes, everyone here is very nice,” I say.
“Are you from here?”
“No, I’m from New York,” I lie, as I usually do when
strangers ask me where I’m from because I don’t know how else to answer them.
Am I from New York, where I was born, or Massachusetts, where I was raised or
Saratoga, where I went to school, or Minneapolis, where I spend my days? And
so, I lie.
“Whereabouts in New York?”
“Port Jefferson,” I say, which is where my grandfather used
to live.
“I know that town. It’s on the water, right?”
“Yes, it’s called Port Jefferson.”
“What do you want?” the bartender asks, finally shuffling
over to me.
“I’ll take a pitcher of Honey Weiss.”
“For just you?”
“No, my friend will be joining me.”
“How many glasses?”
“Excuse me?”
“How many glasses do you need?”
“Two, please.”
The bartender nods, then he turns and walks toward the taps
to fill my order. Our interaction is over for the night. He doesn’t know me,
and never will. I will never be a regular here.
5.
My days are regulated by my interactions with Lake Harriet.
In early autumn, when the lake water is placid and warm, joggers sit on the
ends of the docks, dangling their feet in the water and children wade through
the shallows on their way home from school. Soon, the lake water begins to
cool. Ice slinks across the surface in November; in January, boys and girls
take to the frozen lake to play hockey and to ice fish, to fly kites and to
cross country ski. By the end of winter, the air is drier here than anywhere
else on earth. Yet, somehow, an almost imperceptible mist clings to the
shoreline of the lake, wrapping its ethereal fingers around the willow trees
and the lindens.
In March, it begins to rain. Puddles form along the surface
of the ice; at night, the lake moans and creaks like an old radiator in a
haunted house. Locals begin to place bets on when the ice will melt. One
morning in April, it does, and over the next few weeks, canadian geese, loons
and wood ducks lay claim to the cold water.
Then summer comes. Cottonwood seedlings drift in the air;
landing on the shoreline, they highlight the border between the lake and the
land in a soft, white shroud. At night, music plays from the bandshell—cool
jazz and marches, Neil Diamond covers and folk songs by young men, who still
believe that one day they will be Bob Dylan. Just beyond the south beach,
teenagers go skinny dipping, hiding their nakedness beneath the surface of the
cool and dark, moonlit water. And old men and women, married couples, like my
wife and I, stroll along the quiet pathway, listening to the clear ringing
sound of sailboat masts blowing in the wind.
In the shadows, in the moonlight, in the dark and swirling
realities that cloud my dreams during the waking hours, I can hear the spirits
of the lake calling out my name.
Here comes a regular, they sing, loud and clear. Here comes a regular.
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